crankkky:

meladoodle:

girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick

(via stay-up-lat3)

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via stay-up-lat3)

stay-up-lat3:

iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

LMAO

wild-lion:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

(Source: kaylacat, via belkisxo)